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| 9. | The appellations. "President-for-Life, at least"; "Beloved Helmsman"; "Maximal BLOHARD"; "Farseeing Father". None measured up to the man's magnificence. |
| 8. | The jokes. Especially the one that ended "Yeah, we're doing great. The O'Reilly brothers are tying one on." |
| 7. | Those loopy letters he'd send out before each of our lunches. Packed with humor, insight and bile, they were Joycean in their opacity. A couple of excerpts follow. Describing this year's bus trip: "Depart Westport RR 10:00 AM. Return sometime to Mario's for Victory Bash. Call Ray Duffy-XVP & BUSMEISTER-914 763-5210. Total package includes bus, game ticket, beer -at least one to share with your guest- as many pretzels or Doritos as you can hold in one hand, recounting of past Bus trips which will tear your guts out. Joe Cosgriff and George Bolton will do a Gallagher and Sheen routine. Bring earplugs. But above all there is BLOHARD Bonding. What more could one ask? Lent will be over. Nevertheless, no Grape will be partaken until we pass Southport town line." From a 1989 lunch invitation: Dick Bresciani and Ken Coleman and their ever faithful entourage will endeavor to entertain. And as usual, with A Plomb. Do not know which Plomb. Both Artie and Andy have a lot of Pizzazz. The Pizzazz boys played for Brewster in the Cape League. Unfortunately, Rich Gedman will not be with us. Has a hangnail." And, finally, from a 1991 communique: "We will overcome, even though it is an odd year. Prayer helps. Also, pitching and hitting." |
| 6. | Mario's. Anybody that ever ate there with him - and that's probably just about everybody he ever met - has a fondness for the place. Maybe they have especially good spaghetti sauce, but I think it's something else. |
| 5. | Uxbridge. How could you not laugh when Jim referred to, for instance, Cambridge as being an outpost of the greater Uxbridge metropolitan area? Exactly where is Uxbridge anyway? |
| 4. | "Bronx Bastids". I can hear his inflection as I type the words. The phrase encapsulates the defiant humor that Jim brought to his fellow members of the Red Sox diaspora. It sustained us until we reached the promised land. If you like, you can listen to him say it here. |
| 3. | The hats. They'll never get to the bottom of this. Let's say he got his first Red Sox hat when he was six years old, in 1934. If he wore it 16 hours a day - 15 hours on Sunday, to allow for mass - he might in the course of a lifetime have been able to get it as "broken in" as one of his hats actually was. But he had dozens, each seemingly worn for decades to the exclusion of all others. It's a mystery is what it is. |
| 2. | HoJo's. It wasn't opening day unless (i) it was meat-locker cold and (ii) Jim led the old-timers in a mid-game evacuation to the Howard Johnson's on Boylston Street for some fortification. Fortunately it always was and he always did. They're talking about tearing the HoJo down. No wonder Jim's heart gave out. |
| 1. | The family. Patricia, Susan, Julia, Byrne, LuLu, Sarah and Molly. Their love for him, and his for them, warmed everybody who came into their orbit. |


