Dues run $20 a year, or, alternatively, $150 for a lifetime membership, and may be paid by credit card or check.

In exchange, for your dues, you'll receive:
One (1) spiffy BLOHARD membership card;
One (1) highly desirable BLOHARD bumper sticker; and
The satisfaction of knowing that you helped to keep this whole thing chugging along. Good value for the money, I'd say.

Membership is annual, ending on December 31 of each calendar year. Dues payments made after September 30 in any year will carry the payor through the end of the following year.

Incidentally, dues go to defray the cost of running the BLOHARDs. We aim to operate at a small profit, which we aim to give to charity.

Still not convinced? Read our full-page ad.