(Sung to the tune of "We Are the World")
There Comes a Time, When we need to see them fall
When our disdain for them Encircles One and All
There are Shortstops Whining
And a Big Unit Slapping Scribes
Soon to be the biggest D--- of All
We will go on, Hurling Every Day
More expletives at those they call fans
We're all part of Baseballs Big Family
But they are the ones no one else can stand
We Hate the Yanks, We Hate their Owner
We're glad they showed us all who's a Choker
We despise the People Who Watch them in the Bronx
And root for their demise at the hands of the Red Sox
Send them a Case, of the Clear and the Cream
They need a Boost to Cover up the Shame
Their Fears are Finally Mating with Our Dreams
'Cause no Matter How many Championships they Haul
October 2004 is all anyone will recall
We Hate the Yanks, May They Suck Forever
Pray they Fail in any and all endeavors
We despise the People Who Watch them in the Bronx
And root for their demise at the hands of the Red Sox
When You're Down and Out, the Mets are down 5 to 4
The Subway Series Once Again has come to Call
But if ya Just Believe, Beltran will Stand Tall
Well, Well, Well it'll be a Joy to See that Horror in his Eyes
When Torre Finally Begins to Realize...
We Hate the Yanks, We Hate their Owner
We're glad they showed us all who's a Choker
We despise the People Who Watch them in the Bronx
And root for their demise at the hands of the Red Sox
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A big BLOHARD thank you to Mets fan Joel Lugo for this one.